No doubt you travelers have heard of this - but just in case,
Canada man finds woman for free trip around world - AOL.com
Jordan is documenting the trip, no doubt a reality show ($$$) is in the works.
Truly, (at least so far) a case of making lemonade out of lemons.
Look who offered to put them up - and we fight to get our bonus points posted 
Notice I marked this as a question - ha, a correct answer would be a great Christmas gift for yours truly 
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